July 13, 2011 in
busting the bank,
curse you!,
i can barely afford the $8/month plan!,
it was only a matter of time,
movies,
netflix,
oh you would!,
pirate,
price,
redbox it is,
that's f***ing double,
watching things,
why i oughta,
you dirty bastards,
you turds!

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Well with Netflix basically doubling the charge for having access to both DVD + streaming movies, what better way to celebrate the kick in the ass (they were actually aiming for your wallet) than a look at Netflix's 'Local Movie Favorites' by state? "Screw it, I'm going back to pirating movies illegally!" Haha -- now you're talking. Unfortunately, you're talking on an old telephone with a piece of glass between us. *mashing tits against window* THEY LONG FOR YOUR GENTLE CARESS.
US Netflix Local Faves [slacktory]
via
Check Out the 'United States of Netflix Local Favorites' Map [nymag]
Thanks to chichi, who claims she doesn't care what she's watching just as long as it's under a blanket with her man. *sigh* So romantic.
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